Name Change, Brother!
In homage to The Immortal Hulk Hogan, who refers to God as “The Big Hulkamaniac In The Sky,” my penis has legally changed its name from “David Hasselhoff Jr.” to “The Little Hulkamaniac In My Pants.”...
View ArticleJillian Michaels: Please Fight Me
When did Uncle Jesse’s girlfriend get biceps and a penis? Until the premier episode of this season’s The Biggest Loser, I’d had the good fortune of never seeing the show. I knew of Jillian Michaels, I...
View ArticleTesticular Disgrace
21st Century Western Civilization distilled into a single image. You can’t lie to your testicles. You can neglect them, ignore them, tuck them back into the enlightened mangina of the non-judgmental...
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